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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE September, 1991

Personals

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Respond by phone! New Voice Personals included with each ad ☎

To place a personal ad

Personals are $15.00 for two months, or three months for $20.00. The maximum number of words is 40. If you wish to exceed 40 words, each additional word is 20 cents. For example, a 50-word personal for two months costs $17.00; for three months it costs $22.00. Numbers count as one word. Hyphenated words (for example, 50-word and either/or count as two. When in doubt, count it.

Be positive: describe what you want in a person, not what you don't want. A negative ad, such as "no X or Y" can be a turn-off. The Chronicle will not print sexually explicit ads. The Chronicle reserves the right to edit to conform to our policy and style, and if your payment is incorrect.

Personals must be received by the 15th of the month in order to be included in the next month's issue. Include your forwarding address and a signed statement that you are over 18. Please print legibly your name, address and phone number on the same piece of paper as your personal ad and your signed statement. Please indicate which section you would like your ad to appear in: Gay Men, Lesbians, or Bisexuals. All ads will be assigned a box and Voice Personal number, no direct responses will be allowed.

Placing Voice Personals:

You will receive instructions on how to use our Voice Personals system by mail three days after the Chronicle receives your written personal ad (see above). You will then be able to record a spoken message and receive replies on our Voice Personals system via an 800 number at no additional cost to you. The same standards apply to the Voice Personal as the written personal no sexually-explicit language; please keep it positive. We reserve the right to edit a Voice Personal.

All names of advertisers and respondents are kept strictly confidential. Ads will not be returned. Send your personal ad copy and payment to the Chronicle, or GPC, P.O. Box 5426, Cleveland, OH 44101. Make checks and money orders payable to the Gay People's Chronicle or GPC.

To hear Voice Personals: Call 1-900-903-5333 to reply. The system will guide you through the procedure for listening to the Voice Personals. You can use the box number at the end of the printed personal ad to hearthe Voice Personal that person has recorded, or you can browse through all of them. You can leave your voice response at any boxes you choose. You may call from either a touch-tone or a rotary (pulse) dialphone.

If you call from a rotary (pulsa) phone you will not be able to browse, but you may leave voice mes-

sages. Hint: If you don't have touch-tone service, but you have a phone with a "Tone/Pulse" switch, you can call the above number with "Pulse," then switch to "Tone" to use all of the Voice Personal features.

You will be billed $1.99 a minute, appearing on your phone bill as "GPC Publishing." If you have any questions, call the Chronicle at 621-5280.

To respond by mail:

Enclose your reply in a plain, stamped envelope with your return address in the upper left hand corner and the box number (the number at the end of the printed ad) in the lower left hand corner. Place the envelope or envelopes in a larger envelope, with $2.00 for each reply. Mail replies to Replies, P.O. Box 5426, Cleveland, OH 44101. Letters without postage will not be forwarded.

Bisexuals

Call 1-900-903-5333 to reply by phone. (See instructions)

Equal opportunity lover. BiWM, 6'2", 29. Athletic, artistic, attractive, fun, queer-affirming, single professional seeks loverfriend who has integrity, commitment, loves life, values pluralism (all races,

genders, sexual orientations), and desires a drugfree, intriguing, egalitarian relationship. No biphobes. 01572

Lesbians

Call 1-900-903-5333 to reply by phone. (See instructions)

GWF, 30, strong and gentle semibutch/androgynousseekssemi-femme/androgynous woman for both archetypal interactions and rolereversals which will allow our full personalities to surface. Understand this ad? I want to meet you 01596

Newly relocated GWF (28) seeks a circle of friends. I'm a serious thinker who loves laughing, good conversations, movies, un-american food, exploring the city, day trips, meeting for coffee, and hanging out at home with friends. 01582

GWF, 42, searching for femme (25-45) who searches for friendship/relationship. If you appreciate a woman who is warm, intelligent, fun-loving with an enjoyment of sports/outdoor activities please respond. Am light smoker, social drinker. Let's enjoy ourselves 01585

Smart ass femme, 35, seeks quick witted butch to make me laugh and lay me good. I'm educated, lively, well read, and passionate. You should be, too. But leave the engagement ring at home-I'm not looking for "forevers"! 01587

GWF 26 seeking someone, anyone with a great sense of humor, who also enjoys music, long talks, honesty, being open-minded. Must also enjoy children or at least pretend to. Smokers & social drinkers OK. 01588

1956 midsize economy model. Slightly used but in good repair. Runs well, but smokes a little and is difficult to start in winter. Seeks lesbian for trips to women's events, bookstoresandcamping. Room for children and pets. No DUI's. 01589

GWF 27 I have brown wavy hair and deep green eyes. I have a wide variety of interests. I am interested in a new relationship and friends. I can be spontaneous yet responsible. 01592

Semi professional couple residing in Southeastern Ohioseeking othersemi and professional couplesin various areas for friendship and comrad-ship. We enjoy travel, women's places of interest, dining, cookouts,nature,manyvaried interests. Please reply to Box 01594. Include your phone number.

GWF, 25, clean and sober, mature, athletic, independent, romantic and outgoing. Seeks GWF, 2330, who is down to earth, diversified, independent and enjoys life. 01575

Happy couple traveling life's adventurous road is searching for singles and couples to share in their discoveries. So far we've found happiness in all the typical activities, won't you join us as we explore the unknown? Please include phone number. 01574 Are you sick and tired of being stuck in bad relationship?? Do you feel like you want to settle down in a long-lasting, monogamous relationship? Do you want to be in an honest, sincere, and loving relationship? Look no further. I'm a GWF, 25 looking for the same thing. I enjoy a wide variety of interests which include movies, laughing, quiet evenings, and romance. Are you ready for a change for the better? Please write Box 01463

GWF, 39, Attractive, feminine, non-smoker, social drinker. Enjoy theater, arts, outdoors, music, laughter, animals, monogamy, home life. Seeks similar professional GWF for friendship, dating. Honesty, maturity, sense of values, phone number appreciated. Please write Box 01512

36 Yr old, GWF who is owned by 3 cats, is looking for friendship/relationship who is affectionate, honest, sensitive and caring. I have a dry sense of

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humor, enjoy laughing, music, nature, animals, kids, movies, quiet evenings, and seeking a woman who is equally inspired and creatively romantic. I do not smoke, drink or do drugs. Please write, Box 01533

DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. Be yourself. Professional, late 30's, non-smoker, social drinker. Would like to meet another mature, independent, thinking lesbian to share women's culture, summer fun, (but not games), friendship, and whatever else might happen. Mutual respect most important. Box 01538

GWF 34, I'm tired of reading the usual 'shopping list' one finds in these columns. I am politically incorrect, I smoke, drink and have other bad habits. I have a wide variety of interests, and enjoy trying new things. My intent with this ad is not to find a prospective 'Ms. Right', I'm just broadening my scope of friends. If you've missed too many social events because you couldn't find anyone to go with, maybe we should get acquainted. Box 01537

Young divorced mother (30 yrs. Br hair, hazel eyes). Looking for other young feminine female for friendship with possibility of lasting relationship. I am a smoker and social drinker-not into drugs. Must be honest and looking for monogamous relationship. Not into bar scene enjoy movies, concerts and evenings at home. No Bi's. Northeast side. Box 01524

Imperfect GWF, 37, seeks equally imperfect GF for mutually caring/sharing relationship. Sense of humorand functioningbrain required. I'm sensitive and easy to talk to, so don't be shy! Imperfect children and pers welcome. Please, NO Drugs! 01535

GF, 24, energetic, caring/feminine, & professional. I enjoy being with people, camping, reading, and good memorable times. I like holding intelligent conversations to fun talk. Do you want a special, honest, and sincere relationship with a pleasant looking and sweet/nice person? 01543

Bad News First: I'm politically inept, couldn't camp to save my life, bored by bars, admittedly can't state any "womyn's" music or literature selections, poor at softball and pool. Good News: I'm articulate, attractive intelligent, feminine, athletic, petite, sober, incredibly funny and searching for someone possessing the same political imperfections coupled with the more relevant qualities listed above for dating and potential relationship, age 2635, race unimportant, humor is. Please reply to

01565

Creatively romantic, 36 y/o GWF is seeking an equallyinspired woman forfriendship/relationship, whois honest affectionate, sincere, sensitive and has a good sense of humor. I enjoy laughing, a quick wit, conversation, music, camping, movies, cooking, kids, quiet evenings, etc. I do not smoke, drink or do drugs. Please reply to Box 01567

Creative, spontaneous, attractive GWF, 33 yrs. professional, enjoys sports but is also interested in foreign films, museums, and other aspect of the arts. Sincere and giving individual seeks casual, active relationship with someone who is able to give back in return. Interested in someone who is comfortable about her sexuality and financially stable; prefer non-smoker-no drugs, or heavy alcohol. 01564

GWF, 50 plus professional interested in friendship/relationship with someone who likes classical music, spectator sports, amusement parks, good books, outdoors, movies, dancing, women's spirituality. Prefer a similar aged woman who is sensitive, settled and believes in herself. 01548

GF, 24, energetic, caring/feminine, & professional. I enjoy being with people, camping, reading, and good memorable times. I like holdingintelligent conversations to fun talk. Do you want a special, honest, and sincere relationship with a pleasant looking and sweet/nice person? 01543

GWF couple, 40's, looking for other monogamous loving & sincere couples. We enjoy going to fairs & picnics, watching football & movies, and listening

WHAT'S WRONG, CHICA?

KISS YOUR PRIVACY AND CIVIL RIGHTS GOODBYE. ALL THE LIBERAL PRECEDENTS OF THE LAST 25 YEARS... DOWN THE DRAIN. THE SUPREME COURT'S SENDING US BACK TO THE STONE AGE AND I'M GONNA BECOME A BEAUTICIAN.

tomusic. Eastsiders only. Will respond to all letters. 01553

I am looking for someone to share the finer things in life. These "things" are music (jazz), literature, film, art, and theatre. If you are a GWF 25-45, non-smoker/drinker, drug-free, not allergic to cats, I've been waiting a long time to meet you! All letters answered. 01599

Gay Men

Call 1-900-903-5333 to reply by phone. (See instructions)

Commanding, demanding GWM, 40's, 5'9", 160 lbs., seeks submissive, obedient GM for safe service and servitude. Apply to box 01600

Attractive GWMneedspartnerforcountry/western dancing. 2-step, 3-step, waltz, line, and more. Shouldbepersonableandattractive, preferablyover 5'8". Male or Female. Lead or Follow. 01602

Virile, verbal professional, serious-minded but fun loving, would like to know men between about 40 and 60 (I'm in the middle) whose lives are twelvestep oriented. What matters is humor, intelligence, liveliness, kindness, generosity, sense of self. People say I'm attractive, animated, stylish, skilled in friendship. 01601

Yet another GWM, 6'1", 170 lbs., 36, professional, clean-cut, HIVand non-fem. Looking for same to enjoy weekends. Travel to Youngstown and Cleveland frequently from boring, small town. 01598

DARN NICE GWM seeks same for friendship/relationship. Semi-retired from community work after 12 years-so, I know my onions from my rutabagas. Fond of opera, symphony, theatre, vintage music, books, etc. Freelance photographer,degreed in theatre. Light drinker, no drugs, non-smoker. A darn nice guy tired of stir-fry for one. 01579

GWM, 5'9", 145#, Br/Br, early 30's, healthy but HIV+ Good looking with slim athletic build. A light smoker that's not into drugs or the bars. I enjoy a variety of interests and quiet times at home. If you're between 30 to 40-something and have similar qualities and interests write or call 01580

GWM 33, tall, blonde, blue, nice built, sensual, handsome, romantic, sensitive and caring! Seeks sensitive, nice looking, tall, large built, husky or stocky type. Enjoy movies, music, outdoors, romantic evenings with one special man. 01583

This good looking, intelligent GWM wants a lot, and has it to give. I'm BI/BI, smooth, trim body. Looking for someone with balance, well adjusted to gay life, straight acting but not macho, career oriented but not necessarily driven, capable of intimacy and romance, appreciative of the arts as well as the outdoors, is health conscious and know how to embrace life. I know that's a tall order to fill but I'm only looking for one. If you are 25-40, like me, and can relate to most of the above, let me hear from you! 01578

Attention all GWM's 25-33 years. This 27 year old 6'1", 190# GBM is waiting to hear from y We're you. both romantic, fun-loving and athletic fellows. you're discreet, masculine acting/appearing and relationshiporiented. Bodybuilders,longhairand/or Italians definitely a plus...but all will be answered! 01581

GWM 33, 5'11", 170#, Blonde, blue, good looking. Romantic,sensual, open minded and sincere.Looking for attractive, masculine GWM 28-48 who is interested in friendship, possible permanent monogamous relationship, romance, caring & sharing! 01584

GWM, 5'6", 130 lbs, 39, sensitive, passionate, a dreamer, impulsive, lover of fine art and muscle, renaissance man, adventurous, seeks same for friendship/relationship. Please reply to Box 01568

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